The Mobile Games So Bad They’ll Scar You For Life

3. Prison Life RPG 

From the same studio that brought you Awesome Pee Challenge comes a simulation game like no other. Prison Life RPG is a prison simulation game that see’s you, a fresh inmate, work his way up the ranks, forming alliances, and joining gangs. So far, so good. Right? Well, that’s because you haven’t yet come across the god-awful dialogue, grating music, and stereotypes that are verging on racist.  

If you’re like me, then simulation games have always been a bit of a mystery. Why anyone would want to spend their free time engaging in Combine Harvester Simulator 7 or Pothole Filler Simulator 85 has always been beyond me. Though say what you will about those games, none of them come complete with a “Drop the Soap” scene. Jesus. H. Christ.  

When we first noticed Prison Life RPG it was only £0.10; it is now available on Android and iOS for £3.29 so perhaps it has improved. We can safely say that that is £3.29 too much to find out.  

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